WHEN I WOKE UP
THIS MORNIN'
THINGS WERE LOOKIN'
BAD
SEEMED LIKE
TOTAL SILENCE
WAS THE ONLY FRIEND
I HAD
A BOWL OF OATMEAL
TRIED TO STARE ME
DOWN AND WON
AND IT WAS
TWELVE O'CLOCK
BEFORE I REALIZED
I WAS HAVIN' NO FUN
AH BUT FORTUNATELY
I HAVE THE KEY
TO ESCAPE REALITY
AND YOU MAY SEE ME
TONIGHT
WITH AN ILLEGAL SMILE
IT DON'T COST
VERY MUCH
BUT IT LASTS A LONG
WHILE
WON'T YOU PLEASE TELL
THE MAN
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
NO I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE ME SOME FUN
4 BAR
BREAK
LAST TIME I CHECKED
MY BANKROLL
IT WAS GETTIN' THIN
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS
LIKE THE BOTTOM
IS THE ONLY PLACE
I'VE BEEN
I CHASED A RAINBOW
DOWN
A ONE-WAY STREET
DEAD END
AND ALL MY FRIENDS
TURNED OUT TO BE
INSURANCE
SALESMEN
AH BUT FORTUNATELY
I HAVE THE KEY
TO ESCAPE REALITY
AND YOU MAY SEE ME
TONIGHT
WITH AN ILLEGAL SMILE
IT DON'T COST
VERY MUCH
BUT IT LASTS
A LONG WHILE
WON'T YOU PLEASE TELL
THE MAN
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
NO I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE ME SOME FUN
4 BAR
BREAK
WELL I SAT DOWN
IN MY CLOSET
WITH ALL MY OVERALLS
TRYIN' TO GET AWAY
FROM
ALL THE EARS
INSIDE MY WALLS
I DREAMED THE POLICE
HEARD EVERYTHING
I THOUGHT
WHAT THEN
WELL I WENT TO COURT
AND THE JUDGE'S NAME
WAS
HOFFMAN
AH BUT FORTUNATELY
I HAVE THE KEY
TO ESCAPE REALITY
AND YOU MAY SEE ME
TONIGHT
WITH AN ILLEGAL SMILE
IT DON'T COST
VERY MUCH
BUT IT LASTS
A LONG WHILE
WON'T YOU PLEASE TELL
THE MAN
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
NO I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE ME SOME FUN
WELL DONE
HOT DOG BUN
MY SISTER'S A NUN