TODAY HE TRADED
HIS BIG NINETY-EIGHT
OLDSMOBILE
HE GOT A HECK OF
A DEAL
ON A NEW PORSCHE CAR
HE AIN'T WEARIN'
HIS USUAL
GRAY BUSINESS SUIT
HE'S GOT JEANS
AND HIGH BOOTS
WITH AN EMBROIDERED
STAR
AND TODAY
HE'S FORTY YEARS OLD
GOING ON TWENTY
DON'T LOOK FOR
THE GREY IN HIS HAIR
'CAUSE HE AIN'T GOT ANY
HE'S GOT A YOUNG
THING
BESIDE HIM
THAT JUST MELTS
IN HIS HAND
HE'S MIDDLE AGE CRAZY
TRYING TO PROVE
HE STILL CAN
16 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
HE'S GOT A WOMAN
HE'S LOVED FOR A LONG
LONG TIME AT HOME
AH BUT THE THRILL
IS ALL GONE
WHEN THEY CUT DOWN
THE LIGHTS
THEY'VE GOT A BUSINESS
THAT THEY'VE BEEN
A WHILE COMING BY
BEEN A LONG UPHILL
CLIMB
BUT NOW THE PROFITS
ARE HIGH
BUT TODAY
HE'S FORTY YEARS OLD
GOING ON TWENTY
AND HE HEARS OF
SORDID AFFAIRS
AND HE AIN'T HAD ANY
AND THE YOUNG THING
BESIDE HIM
YOU KNOW
SHE UNDERSTANDS
THAT HE'S MIDDLE AGE
CRAZY
TRYING TO PROVE
HE STILL CAN
16 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WOAH OH
WOAH OOH OH OH OH