COMB YOUR HAIR
AND PAINT AND POWDER
YOU ACT PROUD
AND I'LL ACT PROUDER
YOU SING LOUD
AND I'LL SING LOUDER
TONIGHT WE'RE SETTIN'
THE WOODS ON FIRE
YOU'RE MY GAL
AND I'M YOUR FELLER
DRESS UP IN YOUR
FROCK OF YELLER
I'LL LOOK SWELL
BUT YOU'LL
LOOK SWELLER
SETTIN' THE WOODS
ON FIRE
WE'LL TAKE IN
ALL THE HONKY-TONKS
TONIGHT
WE'RE HAVIN' FUN
WE'LL SHOW THE FOLKS
A BRAND-NEW DANCE
THAT NEVER
HAS BEEN DONE
I DON'T CARE
WHO THINKS WE'RE SILLY
YOU BE DAFFY
AND I'LL BE DILLY
WE'LL ORDER UP
TWO BOWLS OF CHILI
SETTIN' THE WOODS
ON FIRE
I'LL GAS UP
MY HOT ROD STOKER
WE'LL GET HOTTER
THAN A POKER
YOU'LL BE BROKE
BUT I'LL BE BROKER
TONIGHT WE'RE SETTIN'
THE WOODS ON FIRE
WE'LL SIT CLOSE
TO ONE ANOTHER
UP ONE STREET
AND DOWN THE OTHER
WE'LL HAVE A
TIME OH BROTHER
SETTIN' THE WOODS
ON FIRE
WE'LL PUT ASIDE
A LITTLE TIME
TO FIX A FLAT OR TWO
MY TIRES AND TUBES
ARE DOIN' FINE
BUT THE AIR IS
SHOWIN' THROUGH
YOU CLAP HANDS
AND I'LL START BOWIN'
WE'LL DO ALL
THE LAW'S ALLOWIN'
TOMORROW I'LL
BE RIGHT BACK PLOWIN'
SETTIN' THE WOODS
ON FIRE