Oh I'd love to knock
the **** out of you
And if you keep messin
around I'm going to
So if you're looking
for trouble
Tell you what you do
Come over and get the ****
knocked out of you
Now I have always been
a peaceful man
But I get hostile
if you screw up my plans
Do unto others
as you'd like done to you
Believe me brother that
is the golden rule
I've been through windows
doors TV's and chairs
But I never let go
And I pulled out
most of their hair
Now I've mellowed
a lot since then
So it takes two
seconds for me to knock
the **** right out of you
Oh I'd love to knock
the **** out of you
And if you keep pushin
my button I'm going to
So if you're looking
for trouble
Tell you what you do
Come over and get
some ****
knocked out of you
Now ladies and gentlemen
I know that David Allen Coe
thought he had the
Perfect Country
and Western song
But you don't
have to talk about
Drinking or prison
or dying or divorce
All you have to talk about is
The basic deep
down human emotions
that we all feel inside
That's why this is the
Perfect Country
and Western Song
Cause I'd love to knock
the **** right out of you