Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
It's been some time
Since we last spoke
This is gonna sound
Like a bad joke
But Momma
I fell in love again
It's safe to say
I have a new girlfriend
And I know it sounds so old
But Cupid got me
In a chokehold
And I'm afraid
I might give in
Towels on the mat
My white flag is wavin'
I mean she even
Cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer
When my tummy aches
If that ain't love
Then I don't know what love is
We even got
A secret handshake
And she loves the music
That my band makes
I know I'm young
But if I had to choose her
Or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal
Son of a gun
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
It's been awhile
Since we talked last
And I'm tryin' hard
Not to talk fast
But Dad I'm finally thinkin'
I may have found the one
Type of girl
That will make you
Way proud of your son
And I know you heard
The last song
About the girls
That didn't last long
But I promise this is
On a whole new plane
I can tell by the way
She says my name
I love it when she
Calls my phone
She even got her
Very own ringtone
If that ain't love
Then I don't know what love is
It's gonna be
A long drive home
But I know as soon
As I arrive home
And I open the door
Take off my coat
And throw my bag
On the floor
She'll be back into my arms
Once more for sure like
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
She's got a smile
That would make
The most senile
Annoying old man
Bite his tongue
She's got eyes
Comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
She's got porcelain skin
Of course she's a ten
And now she's even got
Her own song
She's got the cutest laugh
I ever heard
And we can be on the phone
For three hours
And I would still cherish
Every moment
And when I start
To build my future
She's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck
Call it love or whatever
You call it but--
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot