Hey there people
I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest
boy in town
My car is fast
my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls
they can kiss my heine
Here I am
at a famous school
I dressing sharp
and I'm acting cool
I've got a cheerleader here
wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work
And maybe later
I'll rape her
Oh God
I am the American dream
I do not think
I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome
son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job
and be real rich
Get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job
Women's liberation
Came creeping
all across the nation
I tell you people
I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke
by the name of Freddie
She made
a little speech then
Oh she tried
to make me say when
She had my balls
in a vice
but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on
but now it shoots
too quick
Oh God
I am the American dream
But now
I smell like Vaseline
And I'm a miserable
son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady
I don't know which
I wonder wonder
wonder wonder
So I went out
and bought me
a leisure suit
I jingle my change
but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job
doing radio promo
And none of the jocks
can even tell
I'm a homo
Eventually me
and a friend
Sorta drifted along
into S& M
I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
As long as I get
a little golden shower
Oh God
I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt
'til it makes me scream
And I'll do anything
to get ahead
I lay awake nights
saying thank you Fred
Oh God Oh God
I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Freddie
I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is
Bobby Brown
Watch me now
I'm going down
And my name is
Bobby Brown
Watch me now
I'm going down
And my name is
Bobby Brown
Watch me now
because the name
of this song is Conehead