WELL THE JONESES
BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE
WE DID TOO
GOT A NEW CAR
SO WE BOUGHT ONE TOO
'CAUSE WE HAD
TO KEEP UP
WITH THE JONESES
IT WAS THE USUAL THING
TO DO
THEN THE JONESES
STARTED GOIN' OUT
ON THE TOWN
AND THAT'S WHEN
THE JONESES
STARTED GOIN' DOWN
BUT WE HAD TO KEEP UP
WITH THE JONESES
SO WE STARTED MAKIN'
THE ROUNDS
THEN SUDDENLY
IT HAPPENED
THEIR LOVE
FELL APART
NOW THE JONESES
AREN'T THE SAME
AS BEFORE
AND WE COULDN'T
LET THE JONESES
GET AHEAD OF US
SO NOW
WE'RE NOT US
ANYMORE
AND NOW OL' JONES
IS GETTING READY
FOR THE TRIAL
GUESS WE'LL FOLLOW
THEM IN
SINGLE FILE
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT
TO KEEP UP
WITH THE JONESES
DON'T YOU WISH
THAT THE JONESES
WOULD CRY
YES WE HAVE
TO KEEP UP
WITH THE JONESES
OH DON'T YOU WISH
THAT THE JONESES
WOULD CRY