I took two weeks
vacation for the
honeymoon
A couple tickets all
inclusive down in
Cancun
I couldn't get my money
back so I'm in seat 7A
I'm getting drunk
on a plane
I bet the fella on
the aisle thought
I was crazy
'Cause I taped your
picture to the seatback
right beside me
Now I've got empty
mini bottles fillin'
both our trays
Hmm, I'm getting
drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for
everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking
like a G6
Stewardess is
somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin'
Coke and whiskey
Told her about
my condition
Got a little
mile-high flight
attention
It's Mardi Gras
up in the clouds
I'm up so high,
may never come down
I'll try anything to
drown out the pain
They all know why
I'm getting drunk
on a plane
We had this date marked
on the calendar forever
We'd take that new
wed limo airport
ride together
I feel like a plastic
groom alone there at
the top of the cake
So hey,
I'm getting drunk
on a plane
Buyin' drinks
for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking
like a G6
Stewardess is
somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin'
Coke and whiskey
Told her about
my condition
Got a little
mile-high flight
attention
It's Mardi Gras
up in the clouds
I'm up so high,
may never come down
I'll try anything to
drown out the pain
They all know why
I'm getting drunk
on a plane
On my way home
I'll bump this seat
right up to first class
So I can drink that
cheap champagne
out of a real glass
And when we land
I'll call her up and
tell her kiss my *ss
'Cause hey,
I'm drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks
for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking
like a G6
Stewardess is
somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin'
Coke and whiskey
Told her about
my condition
Got a little mile-high
flight attention
It's Mardi Gras
up in the clouds
I'm up so high,
may never come down
I'll try anything to
drown out the pain
They all know why
I'm getting drunk
on a plane
I'm getting drunk
on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim,
But right now
I'm drunk on a plane