BARNEY WORKS DOWN
AT THE A&P
DRIVES A BABY BLUE
A. M. C.
AIN'T MISSED
A DAY OF WORK
IN THIRTEEN YEARS
HE'S A FIRE DEPARTMENT
VOLUNTEER
HE'S GOT A YARD
THAT'S ALWAYS
JUST BEEN MOWED
COLLECTED STAMPS
SINCE HE WAS
TEN YEARS OLD
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A MORE REGULAR GUY
BUT WHEN THE SUN
GOES DOWN ON
FRIDAY NIGHT
SLAPS ON HIS
HAI KARATE
AFTER SHAVE
PUTS ON HIS
ELVIS JACKET
CUSTOM MADE
GETS IN HIS
PATENT LEATHER
ZEBRA BOOTS
FIRES UP HIS
SUPER SPORT MALIBU
HE BURNS THE RUBBER
CROSS THE COUNTY LINE
A HONKY TONKIN' FOOL
TILL CLOSING TIME
YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM
METAMORPHOSIZE
FROM BARNEY JEKYLL
INTO BUBBA HYDE
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
MONDAY MORNING
IT'S A SUIT AND TIE
ATTENTION SHOPPERS
THERE'S A TWO
FOR ONE BUY
TUESDAY AFTERNOON
HE MANS THE WHEEL
MAKES HIS ROUNDS
IN THE BOOKMOBILE
HE'S GOT A
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
CANASTA GAME
THURSDAY'S
THE TOURNEY
AT THE BOWLING LANES
HIS FRIENDS
WOULD FREAK OUT
IF THEY ONLY KNEW
THE PARTY ANIMAL
HE TURNS INTO
SLAPS ON HIS
HAI KARATE
AFTER SHAVE
PUTS ON HIS
ELVIS JACKET
CUSTOM MADE
GETS IN HIS
PATENT LEATHER
ZEBRA BOOTS
FIRES UP HIS
SUPER SPORT MALIBU
HE BURNS THE RUBBER
CROSS THE COUNTY LINE
A HONKY TONKIN' FOOL
TILL CLOSING TIME
YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM
METAMORPHOSIZE
FROM BARNEY JEKYLL
INTO BUBBA HYDE
YOU OUGHTA SEE HIM
METAMORPHOSIZE
FROM BARNEY JEKYLL
INTO BUBBA HYDE
OH YES SIR