Flowers and wine
is what I thought I would find
When I came home
from workin' tonight
Well now here I stand
over this fryin' pan
And you want
a cold one again
I bought these new heels
Did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress
was a sure bet
for romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear
Between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this
Now when we first met
You promised we'd get
a house on a hill with a pool
Well this trailer stays wet
And we're swimmin' in debt
Now you want me
to go back to school
I bought these new heels
Did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress
was a sure bet
for romance tonight
Well it's perfectly clear
Between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this
Darlin'
Did I shave my legs for this
Woo hoo hoo