What do you get
when you fall in love?
A girl with a pin to
burst your bubble
That's what you get
for all your trouble
I'll never fall
in love again
I'll never fall
in love again
What do you get
when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs
to catch pneumonia
After you do she'll
never phone ya
I'll never fall
in love again
I'll never fall
in love again
Don't tell me what
it's all about
'Cos I've been there
and I'm glad I'm out
Out of the chains,
the chains
that bind you
That's why I'm here
to remind you
ooh ooh
What do you get
when you fall in love?
Nothing but pain,
lies and sorrow
So for at least
until tomorrow
I'll never fall
in love again
I'll never fall
in love again
What do you get
when you fall in love?
What do you get
when you fall in love?
I'll never fall in love
What do you get
when you fall in love?
I'll never fall in love
What do you get
when you fall in love?
I'll never fall in love
What do you get
when you fall in love?
I'll never fall in love