It's a god-awful
Small affair
To the girl
With the mousy hair
But her mummy
Is yelling no
And her daddy
Has told her to go
But her friend is
Nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through
Her sunken dream
To the seat
With the clearest view
And she's hooked
To the silver screen
But the film is
A saddening bore
For she's lived it
Ten times or more
She could spit
In the eyes of fools
As they ask her
To focus on
Sailors fighting
In the dance hall
Oh man
Look at those
Cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the
Lawman beating up
The wrong guy
Oh man wonder if
He'll ever know
He's in the best
Selling show
Is there life
On Mars
It's on America's
Tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse
Has grown up a cow
Now the workers
Have struck for fame
'cause Lennon's
On sale again
See the mice
In their million hordes
From Ibiza
To the Norfolk broads
Rule Britannia is
Out of bounds
To my mother
My dog and clowns
But the film is
A saddening bore
'cause I wrote it
Ten times or more
It's about to be
Writ again
As I ask you to focus on
Sailors fighting
In the dance hall
Oh man
Look at those
Cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the
Lawman beating up
The wrong guy
Oh man wonder if
He'll ever know
He's in the best
Selling show
Is there life
On Mars