WOAH GOSH
HERE WE GO AGAIN
A FELLER CAN'T GET
NO REST
AROUND THIS JOINT
WELL SHE GOT UP
THIS MORNIN'
AT SIX A.M.
SHE WAS GRUMPY
AS CAN BE
NOT A SNOWBALL'S
CHANCE
OF SLEEPING LATE
'CAUSE SHE STARTED
VACUUMING
SAID GET YOUR
LAZY BUTT UP CLEDUS
YOU GOT TO TAKE ME
TO THE MALL
DON'T FORGET TO BRING
THEM CREDIT CARDS
'CAUSE I'M 'A GONNA
USE 'EM ALL
WIVES DO IT
ALL THE TIME
WE CAN'T MEET
ALL THEIR DEMANDS
A BUNCH OF FEMALE
GENERAL
SHWARTZKOPFS
'A BARKIN' OFF
THEIR COMMANDS
THEY SPEND
ALL OUR MONEY
IT'S A MYSTERY
HOW US MENFOLK
CAN SURVIVE
OH WHAT IF
WE CAN'T TELL
IF THEY BREAK A NAIL
WIVES DO IT
ALL THE TIME
OH HER MAKE-UP'S
SCATTERED
ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND THE BATHROOM'S
A CLOUD OF DUST
DIDN'T LEAVE NO GAS
IN MY PICKUP
AND SHE HATES
THE WAY I GET
MY HAIR CUT
YOU KNOW YOU SURE
ARE A COLD ONE BABY
YOU GET GREEN
WITH JEALOUSY
WHEN I STEAL
YOUR VICTORIA'S SECRET
OR WATCH MINDY
ON C. M. T.
WIVES DO IT
ALL THE TIME
WE CAN'T MEET
ALL THEIR DEMANDS
YOU KNOW THEY LOSE
ALL THEIR SWEETNESS
WHEN WE GIVE 'EM
THAT WEDDIN' BAND
THEY SPEND
ALL OUR MONEY
IT'S A MYSTERY
HOW US MENFOLK
CAN SURVIVE
WELL THEY NEVER FAIL
TO FIND A SALE
WIVES DO IT
ALL THE TIME
WELL SHE JUST MIGHT
GET FRISKY TONIGHT
SO I WILL GET
NOWHERE NEAR HER
AND IF SHE SAYS
CLEEDY
COME ON TO BED
I'LL PRETEND
THAT I DON'T HEAR HER
OOH
THEY SPEND
ALL OUR MONEY
IT'S A MYSTERY
HOW US MENFOLK
CAN SURVIVE
BEATS ALL I EVER SAW
THEY'LL BANKRUPT
US ALL
WIVES DO IT
ALL THE TIME
YEAH WIVES DO IT
ALL THE TIME
ALL THE TIME
WIVES DO IT
ALL THE TIME
ALL THE TIME
WIVES DO IT
EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
WIVES DO IT
MINE DOES IT
ALL THE TIME