A MASON JAR FULL
OF SHINE
A CD OF LEANN RIMES
IS WHAT I BOUGHT
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY
TONIGHT
Umm NOW HERE I STAND
WITH MY PETUNIAS
IN HAND
AND YOU'VE GOT
A HEADACHE
AGAIN
I HIT A YARD SALE
CUT MY TOE NAILS
TRIMMED MY NOSE HAIRS
JUST RIGHT
I THOUGHT YOU'D
BE IMPRESSED
BY MY NEW HUNTIN' VEST
BUT THERE'S NO CHANCE
TONIGHT
IT AIN'T THE FIRST TIME
THIS YEAR
IT'LL BE THE T.V.
AND BEER
I 'BOUT FORGOT WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO BE KISSED
AS I SLEEP ON
THE FLOOR
WHILE SHE'S SNIFFLES
AND SNORES
DID I SHAVE MY BACK
FOR THIS
AW MAN
OW HOO
THIS THING IS DULLER
THAN A DAD BLAME
BUTTER KNIFE
HUH
NOW I'LL BET
SHE'LL REGRET
THE FACT
THAT SHE DIDN'T LET
ME TAKE HER TO THAT
MOTEL
WITH A POOL
YA KNOW IT'S SO HARD
TO FIND
FREE HBO AND
SHOWTIME
AND THEM VIBRATIN'
BEDS
SURE ARE COOL
I SOUPED UP THE RV
FIRED UP MY FLOWBEE
TRIMMED MY TOUPEE
JUST RIGHT
I TRIED SELF TANNIN'
CREAM
IT TURNED MY SKIN
GREEN
'A YOU KNOW
THE DIRECTIONS UH
SAID THAT IT MIGHT
WELL IT'S A MYSTERY
TO ME
WHY SHE DON'T LIKE
CLEDUS T.
MOST FIND ME
HARD TO RESIST
I'M WEARIN'
MY BRAND NEW
DRAWERS
AND WONDERIN'
WHAT THE HECK FOR
DID I SHAVE MY BACK
FOR THIS
DEANNA
DID I SHAVE MY BACK
FOR THIS
OOH OOH OOH