'BOUT TEN YEARS OLD
HIDE AND SEEK
I FOUND ME
IN THE CLOSET
READY OR NOT
I STUMBLED ON
AND OPENED UP
THAT BOX OF
YEARBOOKS LETTERS
BLACK AND WHITES
A HUNDRED
MAYBE MORE
NEXT THING I KNOW
MY BROTHERS AND ME
GOT 'EM SCATTERED
ON THE FLOOR
YEAH
THERE WAS ONE OF HER
FLIPPIN' A BIRD
SITTIN' ON A HARLEY
A FEW WITH SOME
HAIRY HIPPY DUDE
TURNS OUT HIS NAME
WAS CHARLIE
HER HAIR HER CLOTHES
HER DRINKIN' SMOKIN'
HAD US BOYS CONFUSED
I'LL NEVER FORGET
THE DAY US NOSEY KIDS
GOT INTRODUCED
TO MAMA
'FORE SHE WAS MAMA
IN A STRING BIKINI
IN TIJUANA
WON'T ADMIT SHE
SMOKED MARIJUANA
BUT I SAW MAMA
'FORE SHE WAS MAMA
WE PUT THAT BOX
RIGHT WHERE IT WAS
AND NEVER SAID A WORD
AH BUT GROWIN' UP
GOT HARD
JUST TRYIN' NOT
TO PICTURE HER
IN ANYTHING
BUT APRONS DRESSES
MINI VANS AND CHURCH
OH AND DADDY WOULDA
WHOOPED OUR BUTTS
FOR DIGGIN' UP THAT DIRT
ON MAMA
'FORE SHE WAS MAMA
IN A STRING BIKINI
IN TIJUANA
SHE WON'T ADMIT SHE
SMOKED MARIJUANA
BUT I SAW MAMA
'FORE SHE WAS MAMA
4 BAR
BREAK
WE LAUGH AND HANG IT
OVER HER HEAD
RIGHT ABOVE HER HALO
HER FACE TURNS RED
WHEN WE BRING UP
THAT TIE-DYED
WINNEBAGO
SHE RUNS AND HIDES
AND STILL DENIES
THAT HIP HIGH
ROSE TATTOO
SHE BURNED THAT BOX
OF FORGET-ME-NOTS
WHEN SHE FOUND OUT
WE KNEW
ABOUT MAMA
'FORE SHE WAS MAMA
IN A STRING BIKINI
IN TIJUANA
WON'T ADMIT SHE
SMOKED MARIJUANA
BUT THAT WAS MAMA
'FORE SHE WAS MAMA
AND THERE'S
THAT ONE DOWN
IN THE BAHAMAS
AH BUT THAT WAS MAMA
'FORE SHE WAS MAMA
YEAH
CAUGHT RED HANDED