When I was
a little bitty boy
my grandmother
brought me a cute little
toy
Silver bells hanging
on a string
She told me
it was my
ding-a-ling-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
You're beautiful
beautiful
Mmm and then mama
took me to
grammer school
But I stopped off
in the vestibule
Every time
the bell would ring
Catch me playing
with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
Oh that is beautiful
do you know
what I heard?
I hear two girls over here
singing in harmony
That's alright honey
this a free country
Live like you
wanna live baby
Ain't nobody
gonna knock it darling
yeah freedom
Yes sir there's one guy
over here singin' my tune
That's alright brother
that's alright brother
Yes sir you got a right
baby
no-one's gonna bother you
Once I was climbing
the garden wall
I slipped and had
a terrible fall
I fell so hard
I heard bells ring
But held on to
my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
You know that's future
parliament out there
singing
Oh yeah!..
Mmm..
once I was swimming
along turtle creek
Man those snappers
around my feet
Sure was hard
swimming across
that thing
With both hands
holdin' my
ding-a-ling-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
That's so beautiful
yes it really is beautiful
And guess what
everybody's still
not singing!...
There's a few right
down front here
still not singing!...
We're gonna dedicate
this version to those
who will not sing...
This here song
it ain't so sad
The cutest little song
you ever had
Those of you
who will not sing
You must be playing
with your own
ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
No-no-no
your ding-a-ling
your ding-a-ling
We saw you playing
with your ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling
everybody sing
I want you to play
with my
everybody
my ding-a-ling oh my
Slow down
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling...