Right now he's probably
slow dancing with a
bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably
getting frisky
Right now he's probably
buying her some
fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now he's probably
up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to
shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up
4-wheel drive
Carved my name
into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
Right now she's probably
up singing some
White-trash version of
Shania karaoke
Right now she's probably
saying I'm drunk
And he's a thinking
that he's gonna get lucky
Right now
he's probably dabbing
on 3 dollars worth of that
bathroom polo
Oh and he don't know
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up
4-wheel drive
Carved my name
into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
he'll think before he cheats
I might a saved a little trouble
for the next girl
Cause the next time
that he cheats
Oh you know it won't be on me
Ohh no not on me
Cause I dug my key
into the side of his
pretty little souped up
4-wheel drive
Carved my name
into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole
in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats
Ohh maybe next time
he'll think---
before he cheats
Ohh before he cheats
Ohh