Someday, I'm gonna
be famous
Do I have talent well, no
These days you don't
really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date
a supermodel
Can't wait to sue my Dad
Can't wait to wreck
a Ferrari
On my way to rehab
'Cause when you're a
celebrity, it's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit,
when my latte isn't just
how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the pain
and the pressures that go
with bein' a celebrity
Uh huh
I'll get to cry to
Barbara Walters,
when things don't
go my way
An' I'll get
community service,
no matter which
law I break
I'll make the
supermarket tabloids
They'll write some
awful stuff
But the more they run
my name down,
the more my price
goes up
Cuz, when you're a
celebrity, it's adios reality
Don't matter what you do
People think you're cool
just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and
out of love
Have marriages that
barely last a month
When they go down
the drain,
I'll blame it on the fame,
and say "It's just so tough,
bein' a celebrity"
So let's hitch up the
wagons and head
out west,
to the land of fun
in the sun
We'll be real world,
bachlor,
jackass millionaires
Hey, hey Hollywood,
here we come
Yeah, when you're a
celebrity, it's adios reality
Don't matter what you do
People think you're cool
just 'cause you're on TV
Bein' a celebrity
Yeah, a celebrity
Uh huh
Aw, Where's my coffee