SOMEDAY
I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS
DO I HAVE TALENT
WELL NO
THESE DAYS
YOU DON'T REALLY NEED IT
THANKS TO
REALITY SHOWS
CAN'T WAIT TO DATE
A SUPERMODEL
CAN'T WAIT TO
SUE MY DAD
CAN'T WAIT TO WRECK
A FERRARI
ON MY WAY TO REHAB
'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE
A CELEBRITY
IT'S ADIOS REALITY
YOU CAN ACT
JUST LIKE A FOOL
AND PEOPLE THINK
YOU'RE COOL
JUST 'CAUSE
YOU'RE ON T.V.
I CAN THROW
A MAJOR FIT
WHEN MY LATTE' ISN'T
JUST HOW I LIKE IT
THEY SAY I'VE GONE
INSANE
I'LL BLAME IT ON
THE FAME
AND THE PRESSURES
THAT GO WITH
BEING A CELEBRITY
UH UH HUH
I'LL GET TO CRY
TO BARBARA WALTERS
WHEN THINGS DON'T GO
MY WAY
I'LL GET
COMMUNITY SERVICE
NO MATTER WHICH LAW
I BREAK
I'LL MAKE THE
SUPERMARKET TABLOIDS
THEY'LL WRITE SOME
AWFUL STUFF
BUT THE MORE
THEY RUN
MY NAME DOWN
THE MORE
MY PRICE GOES UP
'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE
A CELEBRITY
IT'S ADIOS REALITY
NO MATTER
WHAT YOU DO
PEOPLE THINK
YOU'RE COOL
JUST 'CAUSE
YOU'RE ON T.V.
I CAN FALL IN AND OUT
OF LOVE
HAVE MARRIAGES
THAT BARELY LAST
A MONTH
WHEN THEY GO DOWN
THE DRAIN
I'LL BLAME IT ON
THE FAME
AND SAY
IT'S JUST SO TOUGH
BEING A CELEBRITY
4 BAR
BREAK
SO LET'S HITCH UP
THE WAGONS
AND HEAD OUT WEST
TO THE LAND OF FUN
IN THE SUN
WE'LL BE REAL WORLD
BACHELORS
JACKASS
AND MILLIONAIRES
HEY HEY HOLLYWOOD
HERE WE COME
4 BAR
BREAK
YEAH WHEN YOU'RE
A CELEBRITY
IT'S ADIOS REALITY
NO MATTER
WHAT YOU DO
PEOPLE THINK
YOU'RE COOL
JUST 'CAUSE
YOU'RE ON T.V.
BEING A CELEBRITY
YEAH A CELEBRITY
UH HUH
AH WHERE'S MY CAR