EIGHT O'CLOCK
MONDAY NIGHT
AND I'M WAITIN'
TO FINALLY TALK
TO A GIRL
A LITTLE COOLER THAN ME
HER NAME IS NONA
SHE'S A ROCKER
WITH A NOSE RING
SHE WEARS A TWO WAY
BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE
WHAT THAT MEANS
AND WHEN SHE WALKS
ALL THE WIND BLOWS
AND THE ANGELS SING
BUT SHE DOESN'T
NOTICE ME
'CAUSE SHE'S WATCHIN'
WRESTLIN'
CREAMIN'
OVER TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES
IN HER EYES
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
SHE IS LOOKIN'
THROUGH ME
IF YOU WERE ME
THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN'
SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRYIN' TO GET THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
SHE LIKES THE GODSMACK
AND I LIKE AGENT ORANGE
HER CD CHANGER'S
FULL OF SINGERS
THAT ARE MAD
AT THEIR DAD
SHE SAYS
SHE'D LIKE TO SCORE
SOME REEFER
AND A FORTY
SHE'LL NEVER KNOW
THAT I'M THE BEST
THAT SHE'D EVER HAVE
AND WHEN SHE WALKS
ALL THE WIND BLOWS
AND THE ANGELS SING
BUT SHE DOESEN'T
NOTICE ME
'CAUSE SHE'S WATCHIN'
WRESTLIN'
CREAMIN'
OVER TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES
IN HER EYES
SHE LIKES 'EM
WITH A MUSTACHE
RACETRACK
SEASON PASS
DRIVIN' IN A TRANS-AM
DOES A MULLET
MAKE A MAN
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
SHE IS LOOKIN'
THROUGH ME
IF YOU WERE ME
THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN'
SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRYIN' TO GET THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
YEAH SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
YEAH SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN
WITH FISHNETS ON
AND DREADLOCKS
IN HER HAIR
SHE BROKE MY HEART
I WANNA BE SEDATED
ALL I WANTED
WAS TO SEE HER NAKED
NOW I'M WATCHIN'
WRESTLING
TRYIN' TO BE A TOUGH GUY
LISTENIN' TO RAP
METAL TURNTABLES
IN MY EYES
I CAN'T GROW
A MUSTACHE
AND I AIN'T GOT
NO SEASON PASS
ALL I GOT'S A MOPED
MOPED MOPED
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
SHE IS LOOKIN'
THROUGH ME
IF YOU WERE ME
THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN'
SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRYIN' TO GET THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
YEAH SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
YEAH SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
YEAH SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
YEAH SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT