We gonna drop this
next bomb for a
money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo'
Yeah, Notorius B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do
this for a gangbang thug
that never seen it comin'
Yeah, Tupac Shakur
Nah bitch I'm talkin'
'bout muther f**kin'
Falco and shit
What, Falco?
Tried to O.D. on
the Cold Eeze
Golden Girls got me
Sweatin' to the oldies
Hanging out like
double d's sip
long island teas
Wrote to mayor
McCheese
Send a shamrock
shake please
Three o'clock on the
dot, time to cruise
for eighth graders
Rather tape the weather
channel so that I
can watch it later
Returns of rerun so
what's happening
Dees knocked up and
rog on crack again
Deep throat a
whole nutty buddy
Make whoopie to a
batch of silly putty
Make a spam and
Colgate sandwich
and ate it
Go through
National Geographic
and draw
panties on the natives
So I like to dance
naked in front
of my pets
But my cat was
inattentive so I
sent him UPS
Playin' spin the
bottle with my mum
I watch Cops
with no pants on
Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the
Pope climb the walls
like King Kong
Buggin out like
Tori Spellings eyes
Deader than the
parents on a
party of five
Luciano Pavoratti
On a treadmill
Not going no where
Slim chance we will
Less hip than
Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like
Frankie Goes
To Hollywood
Relax don't do it
when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it
when you
wanna come
Relax don't do it
when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it
when you
wanna come
Nowhere to go
I can't wake up late
Just sit around and
wait for my Old Spice
to activate
Stalemate jailbait in
my so called
life imprisonment
Amazing what a good
breakfast pickles
make isn't it
I like to pretend
I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of
the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower
today just some
Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my
jeans, clean they'll
do another day
And I recycle
I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number
Hope a
conversation starts
I mean I might as
well be listening
to Journey
Give myself a mullet
hook and flowbee
to the kirby
Make a prank call
pretendin I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic
just to pass time
Sent a letter in the
mail in braille
to Johnny Quest
Send me back
my Etch a Sketch
Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the
Pope climb the walls
like King Kong
Buggin out like
Tori Spellings eyes
Deader than the
parents on a
party of five
Luciano Pavoratti
On a treadmill
Not going no where
Slim chance we will
Less hip than
Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like
Frankie Goes
To Hollywood
Relax don't do it
when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it
when you
wanna come
Relax don't do it
when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it
when you
wanna come
I'm mighty tighty whity
and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna come
I'm mighty tighty whity
and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna come
I'm mighty tighty whity
and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna come
I'm mighty tighty whity
and I'm
smugglin' plums
When you wanna come
Aw shit here
comes Pac Man
Hey Pac Man
what's up?
No Pac Man
drugs are bad
Nope can't
help you man
Must've blown a fuse
Nothing's going on
Lamer than the
Pope climb the walls
like King Kong
Buggin out like
Tori Spellings eyes
Deader than the
parents on a
party of five
Luciano Pavoratti
On a treadmill
Not going no where
Slim chance we will
Less hip than
Bo Jackson
Bored like wood
Dick around like
Frankie Goes
To Hollywood
Relax don't do it
when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it
when you
wanna come
Relax don't do it
when you wanna
go to it
Relax don't do it
when you
wanna come