At words poetic
I'm so pathetic
That I always have
Found it best
Instead of getting
Them off my chest
To let 'em rest
Unexpressed
I hate parading
My serenading
And I'll probably
Miss a bar
But if this ditty
Is not so pretty
At least it'll
Tell you how great
You are
You're the top!
You're the
Colosseum!
You're the top!
You're the
Louvre Museum!
You're a melody
From a
Symphony by Strauss
You're a
Bendel bonnet
A Shakespeare
Sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse!
You're the Nile
You're the
Tow'r of Pisa!
You're the smile
On the Mona Lisa!
I'm a worthless
Check
A total wreck
A flop!
But if baby
I'm the bottom
You're the top!
You're the top!
You're
Mahatma Ghandhi!
You're the top!
You're Napoleon
Brandy!
You're the
Purple light
On a summer night
In Spain
You're the
National Gall'ry
You're Crosby's
Salary
You're cellophane!
You're sublime!
You're like a
Turkey dinner
You're the time
Of the Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon
That's fated
Soon to pop!
But if baby
I'm the bottom
You're the top!
But if baby
I'm the bottom
You're the top!
But if baby
I'm the bottom,
You're the top!