BECAUSE OF THE '90'S
WE STARTED USIN'
THE WORD AWESOME
BUT WE USE IT WRONG
WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY
DEFINES AWESOME
AS ANYTHING
THAT LEAVES YOU IN
AWE AND WONDER
LIKE WINNIN'
THE LOTTERY
TWICE
THAT'S AWESOME
GETTING A CALL
FROM THE IRS SAYING
YOU'VE BEEN AUDITED
AND THEY OWE YOU
FIFTY THOUSAND
DOLLARS
AWESOME
THAT'D BE AWESOME
WELL PEOPLE
THROWIN' IT AROUND
LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS
THE WORD SHOULD
BE RESERVED FOR MORE
INCREDIBLE THINGS
LIKE OWNIN'
YOUR OWN ISLAND
IN THE CARIBBEAN SEA
WELL IF YOU ASK ME
THAT'D BE AWESOME
AWESOME
OH THAT'S AWESOME
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LADIES YOU WAKE UP
TOMORROW MORNIN'
AND THE NEWSPAPER
READS
SCIENTISTS HAVE
DISCOVERED A WAY
FOR MEN TO EXPERIENCE
CHILDBIRTH
THAT'D BE AWESOME
GETTING INVITED TO
THE PLAYBOY MANSION
ON TRAMPOLINE NIGHT
THAT'D BE AWESOME
AWESOME
NOW THAT'S AWESOME
PEOPLE
THROWIN' IT AROUND
LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS
THE WORD SHOULD
BE RESERVED FOR MORE
INCREDIBLE THINGS
LIKE FLYIN' OFF
TO ENGLAND
TO BE KNIGHTED
BY THE QUEEN
IF YOU ASK ME
THAT'D BE AWESOME
AWESOME
NOW THAT'S AWESOME
AND I STARTED THINKIN'
WHAT WOULD BE
AWESOME
FOR BILL ENGVALL
IF I LEFT THIS STAGE
TONIGHT
AND I WENT BACK
TO MY HOTEL ROOM
AND SHANIA TWAIN
MET ME AT MY DOOR
WEARIN' NOTHIN'
BUT A FUR COAT
HOLDIN' A NOTE
FROM MY WIFE THAT SAID
HAVE A GOOD TIME
THAT
WOULD BE AWESOME
IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN
BUT THAT
WOULD BE AWESOME
WELL PEOPLE
THROWIN' IT AROUND
LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS
THE WORD SHOULD
BE RESERVED FOR MORE
SPECTACULAR THINGS
LIKE WATCHIN'
MARK McGUIRE
HIT NUMBER
SEVENTY-THREE
NOW IF YA ASK ME
THAT'D BE AWESOME
AWESOME HMM
THE FACT THAT
YOU HIT THAT NOTE
WAS AWESOME