Well I was sittin'
in a road house
Down on Highway 41
You were wipin'
off some ketchup
On a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me
I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't
my waitress
Mine was missin'
her front tooth
So I flagged you
down for coffee
But I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even
know your name
I'm in love with you baby
I don't even know your name
I've never been too good
at all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better
if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even
know your name
So I ordered straight tequila
A little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date
And then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted
Yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you
when you helped me to my car
The last thing I remember
I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even
know your name
I'm in love with you baby
I don't even know your name
I've never been too good
at all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better
if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even
know your name
The next thing I remember
I was hearin' weddin' bells
Standin' by a woman
in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil
and she smiled at me
Without her left front tooth
And I said
Where the **** am I
And just who the **** are you
She said I was your waitress
And our last name's
now the same
'Cause I'm married
to you baby
And I don't even
know your name
Yeah I'm married to a waitress
I don't even know her name
I've never been too good
at all those sexual games
I never thought my love life
would quite turn out this way
Hey I'm married to a waitress
And I don't even
know her name
Get me outta here