Bust it
This here's a jam for
all the fellas
Tryin' to do what those
ladies tell us
Get shot down
'Cause ya overzealous
Play hard to get
Females get jealous
Okay smarty
Go to a party
Girls are scantily clad
And showin' body
A chick walks by
You wish you could sex her
But you're standin' on the wall
like you was Poindexter
Next day's function
High class luncheon
Food is served and you're
stone-cold munchin'
Music comes on
People start to dance
But then you ate so much
You nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin'
Guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you
And starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance
'Cause she like the groove
So come on fatso
And just bust a move
Just bust a move
You're on a mission
And your wishin'
Someone could cure
your lonely condition
Lookin' for love
in all the wrong places
No fine girls
Just ugly faces
Some frustration
First inclination
is to become a monk
And leave the situation
But every dark tunnel
has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself
with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin'
So you're goin'
Could care less
about the five you're blowin'
Theater gets dark
just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman
sittin' in your row
She's dressed in yellow
She says hello
Come sit next to me
you fine fellow
You run over there
without a second to lose
And what comes next
Hey bust a move
Just bust a move
In this city
Ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes
so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke
just to get some play
Then you try to make a move
And she says no way
Girls are fakin'
Goodness sakin'
They want a man who
brings home the bacon
Got no money
And you got no car
Then you got no women
And there you are
Some girls are sadistic
Materialistic
Lookin' for a man
makes them opportunistic
They're lyin' on a beach
perpetrating a tan
So that a brother with the
money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin'
Real high rollin'
Everything you have
is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with
somethin' to prove
So don't just stand there
Bust a move
Just bust a move
Break it down for me fellas
Your best friend Harry
has a brother Larry
In five days from now
he's gonna marry
He's hopin' you can
make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony
You'll be the best man
You say neat-o
Check your libido
And roll to the church
in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down
just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl
you won't be gettin'
So you start thinkin'
Then you start blinkin'
A bridesmaid looks
And thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks your kinda cute
So she winks back
And now your feelin' really fine
'Cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin'
Bass is pumpin'
Look at the girl
And your heart starts thumpin'
Says she wanna dance
to a different groove
Now you know what to do
'Til you bust a move
