I'm enlisting
overseas aid
Need assisting
help with a maid
Get the expert
on Mademoiselles
He could diffuse
any bombshell
If I could only be
tough like him
then I could win
my own, small,
battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Make the girl mine
wave the victory sign
I'm invading
territories
Girls are foreign
and strange to me
Get the expert
at kissing and stuff
He stays easy
when things get rough
If I could only be
tough like him
then I could win
my own, small,
battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Make the girl mine
wave the victory sign
Sometimes relationships
don't go as planned
Some girls can make
themselves so cold
a no-mans land....
If I could only be
tough like him
then I could win
my own, small,
battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going
to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in line
Make the girl mine
wave the victory sign