Whenever I see someone
less fortunate than I
And let's face it right who isn't
Less fortunate than I
My tender heart
tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a
makeover
I simply have to take over
I know
I know
Exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case
I've yet to face
Don't worry
I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes indeed
You will be
Popular
You're gonna be popular
I'll teach you the proper ploys
when you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Oo
I'll show you what shoes
to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that
really counts to be
Popular
I'll help you be popular
You'll hang with the
right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've
got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an
awfully long way to go
Don't be offended by my
frank analysis
Think of it as personality
dialysis
Now that I've chosen to
become a pal
A sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to
Popular
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
to be who you'll be
Instead of dreamin'
who you were well are
There's nothing that can
stop you
from becoming popular
Lar
La la
La la
We're gonna make you
popular
When I see depressing
creatures
With unprepossessing
features
I remind them
on their own behalf
to think of
Celebrated heads of state
Or especially great
communicators
Did they have brains
or knowledge
Don't make me laugh
They were
Popular
Right
It's all about popular
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular like me
Me
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your newfound popularity
Wow
La la
La la
La la
La la
La la
Oo oo oo oo oo
You'll be popular
Just not quite as popular
as me