DOWN IN
THE WORKSHOP
ALL THE ELVES
WERE MAKIN' TOYS
FOR THE GOOD
GENTILE GIRLS
AND THE GOOD
GENTILE BOYS
WHEN THE BOSS
BUSTED IN
NEARLY SCARED 'EM
HALF TO DEATH
HAD A RIFLE
IN HIS HANDS
AND CHEAP WHISKEY
ON HIS BREATH
FROM HIS BEARD
TO HIS BOOTS
HE WAS COVERED
WITH AMMO
LIKE A BIG FAT
DRUNK DISGRUNTLED
YULETIDE RAMBO
AND HE SMILED
AS HE SAID
WITH A TWINKLE
IN HIS EYE
MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO ALL
NOW YOU'RE ALL
GONNA DIE
THE NIGHT
SANTA WENT CRAZY
THE NIGHT
ST. NICK WENT INSANE
REALIZED HE'D BEEN
GETTIN' A RAW DEAL
SOMETHIN' FINALLY
MUST HAVE SNAPPED
IN HIS BRAIN
WELL THE WORKSHOP
IS GONE NOW
HE DECIDED
TO BOMB IT
EVERYWHERE
YOU'LL FIND PIECES
OF CUPID AND COMET
AND HE TIED UP
HIS HELPERS
AND HE HELD
THE ELVES HOSTAGE
AND HE GROUND UP
POOR RUDOLPH INTO
REINDEER SAUSAGE
HE GOT DANCER
AND PRANCER
WITH AN
OLD GERMAN LUGER
AND HE SLASHED UP
DASHER JUST LIKE
FREDDY KRUEGER
AND HE PICKED UP
A FLAMETHROWER
AND HE
BARBEQUED BLITZEN
AND HE TOOK A BIG BITE
AND SAID IT TASTES
JUST LIKE CHICKEN
THE NIGHT
SANTA WENT CRAZY
THE NIGHT
KRIS KRINGLE
WENT NUTS NOW YA
CAN'T HARDLY WALK
AROUND THE
NORTH POLE
WITHOUT STEPPIN' IN
REINDEER GUTS
THERE'S THE
NATIONAL GUARD AND
THE F.B.I.
THERE'S A VAN
FROM THE
EYEWITNESS NEWS
AND HELICOPTERS
CIRCLIN' 'ROUND
IN THE SKY
AND THE BULLETS
ARE FLYIN'
THE BODY
COUNT'S RISIN'
AND EVERYONE'S
DYIN' TO KNOW
OH SANTA WHY
MY MY MY MY MY MY
YA USED TO BE
SUCH A
JOLLY GUY
YES VIRGINIA
NOW SANTA'S
DOIN' TIME
IN A FEDERAL PRISON
FOR HIS
INFAMOUS CRIME
HEY LITTLE FRIEND NOW
DON'T YOU CRY
NO MORE TEARS
HE'LL BE OUT
WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR
IN SEVEN HUNDRED
MORE YEARS
BUT NOW VIXEN'S
IN THERAPY
AND DONNER'S
STILL NERVOUS
AND THE ELVES
ALL GOT JOBS
WORKIN' FOR THE
POSTAL SERVICE
AND THEY
SAY MRS. CLAUS
SHE'S ON THE PHONE
EVERY NIGHT
WITH HER LAWYER
NEGOTIATIN' THE
MOVIE RIGHTS
THEY'RE TALKIN' 'BOUT
THE NIGHT
SANTA WENT CRAZY
THE NIGHT
ST. NICHOLAS FLIPPED
BROKE HIS BACK
FOR SOME
MILK AND COOKIES
SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE HE WAS TIRED-A
GETTIN' GYPPED
WOH OH
THE NIGHT
SANTA WENT CRAZY
THE NIGHT
ST. NICK WENT INSANE
REALIZED HE'S BEEN
GETTIN' A RAW DEAL
SOMETHIN' FINALLY
MUST HAVE SNAPPED
IN HIS BRAIN WOH OH
SOMETHIN' FINALLY
MUST HAVE SNAPPED
IN HIS BRAIN TELL YA
SOMETHIN' FINALLY
MUST HAVE SNAPPED
IN HIS BRAIN