I FINALLY MADE IT
THROUGH MED SCHOOL
SOMEHOW
I MADE IT THROUGH
I'M JUST AN INTERN
I STILL MAKE
A MISTAKE OR TWO
I WAS LAST
IN MY CLASS
BARELY PASSED
AT THE INSTITUTE
NOW I'M TRYIN' TO AVOID
YEAH I'M TRYIN' TO AVOID
A MALPRACTICE SUIT
HEY LIKE A SURGEON
CUTTIN' FOR
THE VERY FIRST TIME
LIKE A SURGEON
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS
ARE MY LINE
BETTER GIVE ME
ALL YOUR GAUZE NURSE
THIS PATIENT'S
FADING FAST
COMPLICATIONS
HAVE SET IN
DON'T KNOW HOW LONG
HE'LL LAST
LET ME SEE
THAT IV
HERE WE GO
TIME TO OPERATE
I'LL PULL HIS INSIDES OUT
PULL HIS INSIDES OUT
AND SEE WHAT HE ATE
LIKE A SURGEON HEY
CUTTIN' FOR
THE VERY FIRST TIME
LIKE A SURGEON
HERE'S A WAIVER
FOR YOU TO SIGN
WOH OH OH OH HO OH
WOH OH OH OH HO OH
WOH OH OH OH OH
IT'S A FACT
I'M A QUACK
THE DISGRACE
OF THE AMA
'CAUSE MY PATIENTS DIE
YEAH MY PATIENTS DIE
BEFORE THEY CAN PAY
LIKE A SURGEON HEY
CUTTIN' FOR
THE VERY FIRST TIME
LIKE A SURGEON
GOT YOUR KIDNEYS
ON MY MIND
LIKE A SURGEON
OOH OOH OOH
HOO OOH
LIKE A SURGEON
WHEN I REACH INSIDE
WITH MY SCALPEL
AND MY FORCEPS
AND RETRACTORS
OH HO OH OH OH
OH OH OH HO OH
HO OH HO OH
OOH BABY
YEAH
I CAN HEAR
YOUR HEARTBEAT
FOR THE VERY LAST TIME