OH OH OH OH
I WAS THERE
TO MATCH
MY INTELLECT
ON NATIONAL TV
AGAINST A PLUMBER
OH AND AN ARCHITECT
BOTH WITH A PH.D.
I WAS TENSE
I WAS NERVOUS
I GUESS IT
JUST WASN'T MY NIGHT
ART FLEMING
GAVE THE ANSWERS
OH BUT I COULDN'T
GET THE QUESTIONS
RIGHT-ITE-ITE
I LOST ON JEOPARDY
BABY
OOH OOH OOH OOH
I LOST ON JEOPARDY
BABY
OOH OOH OOH OOH
OOH WELL I KNEW
I WAS IN
TROUBLE NOW
MY HOPE OF
WINNING SANK
A-'CAUSE I GOT
THE DAILY DOUBLE NOW
AND THEN
MY MIND WENT BLANK
I TOOK POTPOURRI
FOR ONE HUNDRED
AND THEN MY
HEAD STARTED TO SPIN
WELL I'M GIVIN' UP
DON PARDO
JUST TELL ME NOW
WHAT I DIDN'T WIN
YEAH YEAH
I LOST ON JEOPARDY
BABY
OOH OOH OOH OOH
I LOST ON JEOPARDY
BABY
OOH OOH OOH OOH
DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKIN' OF
I GUESS I
JUST WASN'T
TOO BRIGHT
WELL I SURE HOPE
I DO BETTER
NEXT WEEKEND
ON THE
PRICE IS RIGHT-ITE-ITE
I LOST ON JEOPARDY
BABY
OOH OOH OOH OOH
I LOST ON JEOPARDY
BABY
OOH OOH OOH OOH
I LOST ON JEOPARDY
BABY
