My dinner's on fire
while she watches TV
And if you ever wondered
what it's like to be me
She takes all my money
and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies
and insults my folks
I'm breaking my back
doing the best that I can
She's got time for the dog
and none for her man
And I'm no dope
but I can't cope
So hit the fucking road
and piss up a rope
Oh you can
piss up a rope
And you can
put on your shoes
Hit the road
Get trucking
Pack your bag
I don't need the ag
On your knees
you big booty bitch
Start sucking
You ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up
shit's creek with
a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope
piss up a rope
Oh you can
piss up a rope and
feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope
and watch me giggle
For the last six months
I've been packing your bag
You can wash my balls
with a warm wet rag
till my balls feel smooth
and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth
and your two percent milk
And I'm no dope
but I've lost all hope
so hit the fucking road
and piss up a rope
Oh you can
piss up a rope
And you can
put on your shoes
Hit the road
Get trucking
Pack your bag
I don't need the ag
On your knees
you big booty bitch
Start sucking
You ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up
shit's creek with
a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope
piss up a rope
Oh you can
piss up a rope
And you can
put on your shoes
Hit the road
Get trucking
Pack your bag
I don't need the ag
On your knees
you big booty bitch
Start sucking
You ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up
shit's creek with
a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope
piss up a rope
Oh you can
piss up a rope
And you can
put on your shoes
Hit the road
Get trucking
Pack your bag
I don't need the ag
On your knees
you big booty bitch
Start sucking
You ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up
shit's creek with
a turd for a paddle
And I can't cope
piss up a rope