BEEN AWAY
FOR COLLEGE
WAS THE BADDEST
GEEK AROUND
HE'S BEEN DOING
EVERYTHING
BUT MAKE HIS
PARENTS PROUD
HE TRIED HIS BEST
TO STUDY HARD
BUT STILL HE GOT
TOO DRUNK
WON LOTS OF BEER
PONG TOURNAMENTS
BUT STILL HE HAD
TO FLUNK
HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND
GOT A GIRLFRIEND
HIS BARBIE TRIED
A FEMALE KEN
BUT WHEN THE
WHITE BALL
HITS THE RED CUP
HE'S THE BADDEST
****** IN THE FRAT CLUB
THEN HE DOES
THE PONG DANCE
THE PONG DANCE
HE DOES
THE PONG DANCE
THE PONG DANCE
10 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
HE'D NEVER
TOUCHED A
CIGARETTE
BUT TRIED TO SMOKE
A JOINT
HE COUGHED AND
SOON HE FELT REGRET
JUST SCREAMING
WHAT'S THE POINT
AND EVERY TIME
HE SAW THIS GIRL
HIS FACE WOULD
TURN TO RED
EVEN THOUGH
HE TOLD THE GUYS
HE GOT HER INTO BED
BUT WHEN YOU SEE HIM
AT THE TABLE
HE TURNS OUT TO BE
RATHER STABLE
BUT WHEN THE
WHITE BALL
HITS THE RED CUP
HE'S THE BADDEST
****** IN THE FRAT CLUB
THEN HE DOES
THE PONG DANCE
16 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
THEN HE DOES
THE PONG DANCE