Who gives a fuck about
an Oxford comma
I've seen those
English dramas too
They're cruel
So if there's
any other way
to spell the word
It's fine with me
With me
Why would you speak
to me that way
Especially when I
always said that I
haven't got
the words for you
All your diction
dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I always tell the truth
Who gives a fuck about
an Oxford comma
I climbed to
Dharamsala too
I did
I met the highest Lama
His accent sounded
fine to me
To me
Take your handbook
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend
unlike other guys
Why would you lie
bout how much
coal you have
Why would you lie
about something
dumb like that
Why would you lie
bout anything at all
First the window
then it's to the wall
Little Jon he always
tells the truth
Check your passport
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your butler
unlike other guys
Why would you lie
bout how much
coal you have
Why would you lie
about something
dumb like that
Why would you lie
bout anything at all
First the window
then it's to the wall
Why would you tape
my conversations
Show your paintings
at the United Nations
Little Jon he always
tells the truth





