Who gives a f**k about
an Oxford comma?
I've seen those
English dramas too-oo
They're cru-uel
So if there's
any other way
to spell the word
It's fine with me-ee
with me-ee
Why would you
speak to me that way
especially when I
always said that I
Haven't got the
words for you
All your diction
dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I always tell the truth
Who gives a f**k
about an Oxford comma?
I climbed to
Dharamsala too-oo
I di-id
I met the highest Lama
His accent sounded fine
to me-ee, to me-ee
Check your handbook
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend,
unlike other guys
Why would you lie
about how much
coal you have?
Why would you lie
about something
dumb like that?
Why would you lie
about anything at all?
First the window,
then it's through the wall
Lil' John, he always
tells the truth
Check your passport
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your lips
Crack a smile
Adjust my tie
Know your butler,
unlike other guys
Why would you lie
about how much
coal you have?
Why would you lie
about something
dumb like that?
Why would you lie
about anything at all?
First the window,
then it's through
the wall
Why would you tape
my conversations?
Show your paintings
at the United Nations
Little John,
he always tells
the truth