And if I die today
I'll be the happy phantom
and I'll go chasing
the nuns out in the yard
And I'll run naked
through the street
without my mask on
And I will never need
umbrellas in the rain
I'll wake up
in strawberry fields
every day
And the atrocities of school
I can forgive
The happy phantom has
no right to bitch
Woohoo
the time is getting closer
Oohoo
time to be a ghost
Oohoo
every day
we're getting closer
The sun is getting dim
Will we pay
for who we've been
Yeah
So if I die today
I'll be the happy phantom
and I'll go wearing
my naughties like a jewel
They'll be my ticket
to the universal opera
There's Judy Garland
taking Buddha by the hand
And then
these seven little men
get up to dance
They say Confucius
does his crossword
with a pen
I'm still the angel
to a girl
who hates to sin
Woohoo
the time is getting closer
Oohoo
time to be a ghost
Oohoo
every day
we're getting closer
The sun is getting dim
Will I pay
for who I've been
Yeah
Or will I see you dear
and wish
I could come back
You found a girl
that you could truly
love again
Will you still
call for me
when she falls asleep
Or do we soon forget
the things
we cannot see
Woohoo
the time is getting closer
Oohoo
and time to be a ghost
Oohoo
every day
we're getting closer
The sun is getting dim
Will I pay
for who I've been
Yeah
And if I die today
And if I die today
And if I die today
Ah ah chasing nuns
out in the yard
Ya la la la la
la la la la la la la la