YOU'RE A MEAN ONE
MR. GRINCH
YOU REALLY ARE A HEEL
YOU'RE AS CUDDLY
AS A CACTUS
YOU'RE AS CHARMING
AS AN EEL
MR. GRINCH
YOU'RE A BAD BANANA
WITH A
GREASY BLACK PEEL
YOU'RE A MONSTER
MR. GRINCH
YOUR HEART'S
AN EMPTY HOLE
YOUR BRAIN IS
FULL OF SPIDERS
YOU'VE GOT GARLIC
IN YOUR SOUL
MR. GRINCH
I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU
WITH A
THIRTY-NINE
AND A HALF-FOOT POLE
YOU'RE A VILE ONE
MR. GRINCH
YOU HAVE TERMITES
IN YOUR SMILE
YOU HAVE ALL THE
TENDER SWEETNESS
OF A
SEASICK CROCODILE
MR. GRINCH
GIVEN THE CHOICE
BETWEEN THE
TWO OF YOU
I'D TAKE THE UM
SEASICK CROCODILE
YOU'RE A ROTTEN
MR. GRINCH
YOU'RE THE KING
OF SINFUL SOTS
YOUR HEART'S
A DEAD TOMATO
BLOTCHED WITH
MOLDY PURPLE SPOTS
MR. GRINCH
YOU'RE A THREE-DECKER
SAUERKRAUT AND
TOADSTOOL SANDWICH
WITH ARSENIC SAUCE
YOU NAUSEATE ME
MR. GRINCH
WITH A NAUSEOUS
SUPER NAUS
YOU'RE A CROOKED
JERKY JOCKEY
AND YOU DRIVE
A CROOKED HOSS
MR. GRINCH
YOUR SOUL IS AN
APPALLING DUMP HEAP
OVERFLOWING WITH
THE MOST DISGRACEFUL
ASSORTMENT OF
RUBBISH IMAGINABLE
MANGLED UP
IN TANGLED-UP KNOTS
YOU'RE A FOUL ONE
MR. GRINCH
YOU'RE A
NASTY-WASTY SKUNK
YOUR-A HEART IS
FULL OF
UNWASHED SOCKS
YOUR SOUL IS
FULL OF GUNK
MR. GRINCH
THE THREE WORDS THAT
BEST DESCRIBE YOU
ARE AS FOLLOWS
AND I QUOTE
STINK STANK STUNK