Handsome Karaoke

Oh God, oh God, oh God

Oh God, oh God, oh God

Oh God they’re gonna

eat me up for breakfast

You think you look good

in whatever they

sugarcoat you with

If my body is a temple

you can worship

at my feet but I might

kick you in the teeth sir

So even when

you’re spitting blood

you would save

a thought for me

'Cause I got so down

I held the world

for ransom

Lonely, bored and bad

thank God I'm handsome

so handsome

I know, I know, I know

I know, I know, I know

I know I should be

picking up the pieces

But it doesn’t really matter

as once you thought

it would when you got

nothing to lose

Everybody else I know

would talk to me

of misery as if

it was contagious

So come to me and

promise me you'll

catch me if you can

'Cause I got so down

I held the world

for ransom

Lonely, bored and bad

thank God I'm handsome

I'm as awful

as they come

oh what a pity

So I thank the Lord above

that I am pretty

so pretty

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so pretty

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so pretty

Well I got so down

I held the world

for ransom

Lonely, bored and bad

thank God I'm handsome

Arresting, prepossessing

and disarming

Oh what a stroke of luck

that I am charming

With a hand laid out

upon me by committee

believe me

I just thank the Lord above

that I am pretty so pretty