PHLEGM LAPELS
FOR THE LAST TIME
CORNED BEEF LEGS
FOR THE LAST TIME
OH, WE'RE SO GLAD THAT
YOU'VE FINALLY DECIDED
BUT THEN YOU
SEE SOMEONE NEW
AND YOU WANT SOMEONE NEW
SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE NEW
I DON'T BLAME YOU
WE WOULD ALL DO
THE SAME AS YOU
IF EVER WE HAD
THE NERVE TO
CHIPS WITH CREAM
FOR THE LAST TIME
THE PEOPLE'S FRIEND
FOR THE LAST TIME
OH, WE'RE SO GLAD THAT
YOU'VE FINALLY DECIDED
TINY STRIPED SOCKS
FOR THE LAST TIME
POKES AND PRODS
FOR THE LAST TIME
AND THE DOTOR SAID DON'T
NOD YOUR HEAD UNTIL JUNE
BUT THEN YOU
SEE SOMEONE NEW
AND YOU WANT SOMEONE NEW
SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE NEW
I DON'T BLAME YOU
WE WOULD ALL DO
THE SAME AS YOU
IF EVER WE HAD
THE CHANCE TO
SICK AT NOON
FOR THE LAST TIME
AND WHO IS GONNA CLEAN UP
WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
OH, EVERYBODY'S STARING
AT THE STRANGE CLOTHES
THAT YOU'RE WEARING
BAD ADVICE
FOR THE LAST TIME
AND PEOPLE BEING NICE
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
OH, WE'RE SO GLAD THAT
YOU HAVE FINALLY DECIDED