I've tried white collars
Built with a dollar
A doctor and a lawyer
The kind that
makes my mama smile
He reads up on the Word
There ain't a verse
he's never heard
Says yes ma'am
and says yes sir
but that just
ain't my style
I need somethin' wild
I love
backsliding preachers
and used car dealers
Bottom feeders and
compulsive cheaters
Broken promise keepers and
second chance pleaders
We all have our addictions
But I love leavers
Yeah I love leavers
I had me a rambler
a chain-smokin' gambler
Rips in all his Wranglers
He was my pride and joy
He said he'd come home soon
but I ain't seen him
since last June
Lord I think
he hung the moon
and he's my lover boy
The fire in my loins
I love
backsliding preachers
and used car dealers
And bottom feeders and
compulsive cheaters
Broken promise keepers and
second chance pleaders
We all have our addictions
but I love leavers
Yeah I love leavers
I need a man
like old Chuck Jones
Loves me good
then leaves me alone
I need a man
like Johnny Cash
Sees three other women
then comes right back
I need a man
like old Hank Senior
'Cause a cheatin' heart
makes the lovin' sweeter
