I can't remember when
we met
Because she didn't have a
top on
I improvised a little bit
She said my references
were spot on
Can I take you for a drink?
She said, Oh God,
I'll have to think
Because we're mates,
it doesn't feel right
And I said, It's cool,
and I was messing
but it's true
Yeah, it's you, you're the
one that makes me
feel right
I've been in love with her
for ages
And I can't seem to
get it right
I fell in love with her
in stages
My whole life
I had a dream
where we had kids
You would cook,
I'd do the nappies
We went to
Winter Wonderland
And it was s**t but
we were happy
I'm sorry that
I'm kinda queer,
it's not as weird as
it appears
It's 'cause my body
doesn't stop me
Oh, it's okay,
lots of people think
I'm gay
But we're friends,
so it's cool,
why would it not be?
I've been in love with her
for ages
And I can't seem to
get it right
I fell in love with her
in stages
My whole life
And there's been
no way for me to say
That I felt a certain
way in stages, oh
I think the story needs
more pages, yes
I've been in love with her
for ages and ages,
I've been in love with her
for ages
And ages,
I've been in love with her
for ages
Ages, and ages,
I've been in love with her
for ages
Ages, and ages
Yeah,
I've been in love with you
for ages
Ages,
and ages
Yeah
I've been in love with you
for ages
I've been in love with you
for ages