And the sign says
Long hair freaky people
need not apply
So I put my hair up
under my hat
And I went in to
ask him why
He said
You look like a fine
outstanding young man
I think you'll do
So I took off my hat
I said imagine that
Huh me
Workin' for you
Oh signs signs
Everywhere there's signs
Blockin' up the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this
Don't do that
Can't you read the sign
And the sign says
Anybody caught trespassin'
will be shot on sight
So I jumped the fence
And I yelled at the house
Eh
What gives you the right
To put up a fence
and keep me out
Or to keep mother nature in
If God was here
He'd tell it to your face
Man you're some kind
of sinner
Signs signs
Everywhere there's signs
Blockin' up the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this
Don't do that
Can't you read the sign
Oh say now mister
Can't you read
You got to have a
shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch
No you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says
You gotta have a membership
card to get inside
Uh
And the sign says
Everybody welcome
Come in
And kneel down and pray
Then they passed around
a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a
penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my
own little sign
I said
Thank you Lord
for thinkin' about me
I'm alive and doin' fine
Oh signs signs
Everywhere there's signs
Blockin' up the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this
Don't do that
Can't you read the sign
Signs signs
Everywhere there's signs
Blockin' up the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this
Don't do that
Can't you read the sign