Look at me,
I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed
till I'm legally wed
I can't,
I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it, hey
I'm Doris Day
I was not brought
up that way
Won't come across,
even Rock Hudson
lost his heart
to Doris Day...
I don't drink or swear,
I don't rat my hair,
I get ill from
one cigarette
Keep your
filthy paws off
my silky drawers
Would you
pull that crap
with Annette?
As for you,
Troy Donahue
I know what you
wanna do
You've got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain
Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis
let me be
Keep that pelvis
far from me
Just keep your cool
Now you're starting
to drool
Hey, fungoo,
I'm Sandra Dee