I would give you the stars
in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker you'd
know I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs
to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my **** is
community property
You're the only girl
that I like to *****
when I'm not on the road
When I come home
my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
even after you swallowed
my ****
'Cause my heart belongs
to you
There ain't nothin' that
I wouldn't do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my **** is
community property
I wanna make it clear
so you retain it
My ****'s a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No
You just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts
from my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
help but fondle my ****
I see your face every time
that I go out and cheat ah
'Cause my heart belongs
to you
There ain't nothin' that
I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my **** is
community property
Yeah yeah yeah
No no no aw
No no no no oh
Wo oh wo oh oh oh oh oh oh
Community property