IT'S HARD TO BE
A JEW ON CHRISTMAS
MY FRIENDS
WON'T LET ME
JOIN IN ANY GAMES
AND I CAN'T SING
CHRISTMAS SONGS
OR DECORATE
A CHRISTMAS TREE
OR LEAVE WATER OUT
FOR RUDOLPH
'CAUSE THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH ME
MY PEOPLE
DON'T BELIEVE IN
JESUS CHRIST'S DIVINITY
I'M A JEW
A LONELY JEW
ON CHRISTMAS
HANUKKAH IS NICE
BUT WHY IS IT
THAT SANTA
PASSES OVER MY HOUSE
EVERY YEAR
AND INSTEAD OF
EATING HAM
I HAVE TO EAT
KOSHER LATKES
INSTEAD OF
SILENT NIGHT
I'M SINGING
HOO HACH DO GAVEEV
AND WHAT
THE F#CK IS UP
WITH LIGHTING
ALL THESE
F#CK#NG CANDLES
TELL ME PLEASE
I'M A JEW
A LONELY JEW
I'D BE MERRY
BUT I'M HEBREW
ON CHRISTMAS