That fucker is back
Yeah
I thought he was gone
for good too
It's been seven years
You're still pissed
He almost beat you
that time
Uh
fuck you
Just saying
Things have changed a lot
since he left town
That's for sure
I gotta send
a message of who's
really in charge
of things now
ha-ha-haa
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish
that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new
status quo
Everyone knows that there's
a brand-new dawn
Turn the TV on
Camera speeds
rollin' in three
two
Top of the hour
and we're discussing
a certain has-been
Who has been spotted
cavorting around town
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him
Did anybody notice
More on tonight's program
So the radio demon
is back in town
Why is he hanging around
What does that mean
for your family
Well handily
I've got good news
He's a loser
a fossil and I don't mean
to sound hostile
But the demon
is a coward
You can take
that as gospel
Pulling my
viewers Impossible
I'm visual
he's barely audible
Stop givin' him
the time of day
Don't listen to
a word he'd say
I hope he had
a nice vacay
But he should've
stayed away
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium
is gettin' bloody rare
Hell's been better
since he split
Where's he been
Who gives a shit
Salutations
Good to be back on the air
Yes I know it's been a while
Since someone with style
treated hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice
What a dated voice
Instead of a clout-chasin'
mediocre video podcast
Come on
Is Vox insecure
Pursuing allure
Flitting between
this fad and that
is nothin' working
Ignore his chirping
Every day
he's got a new format
You're lookin' at the future
he's the shit
that comes before that
Is Vox as strong
as he purports
Or is it based on his support
He'd be powerless
without the other Vees
Oh please
And here's the sugar
on the cream
He asked me
to join his team
Hold on
I said no
and now he's pissy
that's the tea
You old-timey prick
I'll show you suffering
Uh oh
the TV is buffering
I'll destroy you
you little
I'm afraid you've
lost your signal
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish
that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in
when I'm done
Your status quo
will know its race is run
Oh
this will be fun
Ha-ha ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha
ha-ha haa
Fuck