I don't want to be your
Jake from State Farm
I don't want to be your
eight-hundred call anymore
If you're wanting my insurance
then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your
Jake from State Farm
and break someone's heart
Why you always sound
so formal on the phone
talkin' kinda low
like you're not alone
Guessin' she's around you
puttin' on her clothes
wonder if she knows
Every night you're in the kitchen
when she thinks you're doing dishes
but she's growing a suspicion
'cause they're still in the sink
Every mornin' when she questions it
you get out of confessin'
'cause you never ever mention
you were talkin' to me
I don't want to be your
Jake from State Farm
I don't want to be your
eight-hundred call anymore
If you're wanting my insurance
then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your
Jake from State Farm
and break someone's heart
Don't have any khakis
or a collared shirt
No I've never worked
in customer support
I'll never do your taxes
and I'm pretty sure
that I sound like a girl
Every night you're in the kitchen
when she thinks you're doing dishes
but she's growing a suspicion
'cause they're still in the sink
Every mornin' when she questions it
you get out of confessin'
'cause you never ever mention
you were talkin' to me
I don't want to be your
Jake from State Farm
I don't want to be your
eight-hundred call anymore
If you're wanting my insurance
then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half-price love
I don't want to be your
Jake from State Farm
and break someone's heart
I don't want to be your
Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be
I don't want to be
your Jake from State Farm
I don't want to be
your Jake from State Farm
I don't want to be
your eight-hundred call
I don't wanna be