GOT A LETTER JUST
THIS MORNIN'
IT WAS POSTMARKED
OMAHA
IT WAS TYPED AND
NEATLY WRITTEN
OFFERIN' ME THIS
BETTER JOB
BETTER JOB
AT HIGHER WAGES
EXPENSES PAID
AND A CAR
BUT I'M ON TV HERE
LOCALLY AND
I CAN'T QUIT I'M A STAR
HA HA I COME ON
THE TV A-GRINNIN'
WEARIN' PISTOLS
AND A HAT
IT'S A KIDDIE SHOW
AND I'M A HERO OF
THE YOUNGER SET
AND THE NUMBER ONE
ATTRACTION IN EVERY
SUPERMARKET
PARKIN' LOT
I'M THE KING OF
KANSAS CITY
NO THANKS OMAHA
THANKS A LOT
KANSAS CITY STAR
THAT'S WHAT I ARE
YODEL-EEDLE-EDDY
YA OUGHTA SEE MY CAR
I DRIVE A BIG OLD
CADILLAC
WITH WIRE WHEELS
GOT RHINESTONES
ON THE SPOKES
I GOT CREDIT DOWN
AT MY GROCERY STORE
AND MY BARBER
TELLS ME JOKES
I'M THE NUMBER ONE
ATTRACTION IN EVERY
SUPERMARKET
PARKIN' LOT
I'M THE KING OF
KANSAS CITY
NO THANKS OMAHA
THANKS A LOT
OH LOOK AT THAT
RAEFORD
DON'T HE PLAY
DAH DAH DOO
BAH BEE BAH BA DEE DA
DOO DEE DEE DOO DAH
DOO DEE BOM BAH BA
DOO DAH BOP
DOO DOO DOO
DEEDLE EE DAH
DOO LAY DOO DOO DA
DOO DA DEER DEER DILL
KANSAS CITY STAR
THAT'S WHAT I ARE
YODEL-EEDLE-EDDY
YA OUGHTA SEE MY CAR
I DRIVE A BIG OLD
CADILLAC
WITH WIRE WHEELS
GOT RHINESTONES
ON THE SPOKES
I GOT CREDIT DOWN
AT THE GROCERY STORE
AND MY BARBER
TELLS ME JOKES
I'M THE NUMBER ONE
ATTRACTION IN EVERY
SUPERMARKET
PARKIN' LOT
I'M THE KING OF
KANSAS CITY
NO THANKS OMAHA
THANKS A LOT
STAY TUNED
GONNA HAVE
A POPEYE CARTOON
IN A MINUTE