GOT A LETTER
JUST THIS MORNING
IT WAS POSTMARKED
OMAHA
IT WAS TYPED
AND NEATLY WRITTEN
OFFERING ME
THIS BETTER JOB
BETTER JOB
AT HIGHER WAGES
EXPENSES PAID AND A CAR
BUT I'M ON T.V.
HERE LOCALLY
AND I CAN'T QUIT
I'M A STAR
HA HA
I COME ON THE T.V
A GRINNIN'
WEARIN' PISTOLS
AND A HAT
IT'S A KIDDIE SHOW
AND I'M A HERO
OF THE YOUNGER SET
I'M THE NUMBER ONE
ATTRACTION
AT EVERY SUPERMARKET
PARKING LOT
I'M THE KING
OF KANSAS CITY
NO THANKS OMAHA
THANKS A LOT
KANSAS CITY STAR
THAT'S WHAT I ARE
YO DA LEY DE LEY DE
YOU OUGHTA SEE MY CAR
I DRIVE A BIG OL' CADILLAC
WITH WIRE WHEELS
GOT RHINESTONES
ON THE SPOKES
I GOT CREDIT DOWN
AT MY GROCERY STORE
AND MY BARBER
TELLS ME JOKES
I'M THE NUMBER ONE
ATTRACTION
AT EVERY
SUPERMARKET
PARKING LOT
I'M THE KING
OF KANSAS CITY
NO THANKS OMAHA
THANKS A LOT
4 BAR
BREAK
BOP A DEE BOP A DEE BOP
DEE DA DEE BOP BOP BOP
BA DA BEH DA BEE BOP
BEE BOP BEE BOP BEE BOP
DO DO DOOP DO DO DO DO
KANSAS CITY STAR
THAT'S WHAT I ARE
YO DE LEY EE LEY EE
YOU OUGHTA SEE MY CAR
I DRIVE A BIG OL' CADILLAC
WITH WIRE WHEELS
GOT RHINESTONES
ON THE SPOKES
I GOT CREDIT DOWN
AT MY GROCERY STORE
AND MY BARBER
TELLS ME JOKES
I'M THE NUMBER ONE
ATTRACTION
AT EVERY
SUPERMARKET
PARKING LOT
I'M THE KING
OF KANSAS CITY
NO THANKS OMAHA
THANKS A LOT
STAYED TUNED WE'RE
GONNA HAVE A POPEYE
CARTOON IN A MINUTE