Girl I always pictured it'd be
pourin' down rain
With Old Hank singin' some
song about trains
And midnight taillights
tearin' down a highway
Or some other
heartbroke cliché
But there's nothin' but blue
skies as far as I can see
You pick a d*** good
day to leave me
Sittin' here
Cooler full of Keystone
Nothin' to do but fish
all day long
Pocket full of three-day
weekend money
Ain't a heartbreak cloud
in the forecast honey
I hate to see you go
But if you ask me
You picked a d*** good
day to leave
Well how in the h*** can I
watch the big game
Without me havin' you
here to complain
And how am I gonna do
anythin' now
Without you herе
tellin' me how
Guess it could bе worse
H*** it's seventy-five degrees
You pick a d*** good
day to leave me
Sittin' here
Cooler full of Keystone
Nothin' to do but fish
all day long
Our pocket full of three-day
weekend money
Ain't a heartbreak cloud
in the forecast honey
I hate to see you go
But if you ask me
You picked a d*** good
day to leave
Nope
No doubt
D*** good day to leave
I guess I'll miss the
Bachelorette
Well what a shame
But Channel 8's about to
marathon John Wayne
You pick a d*** good
day to leave me
Sittin' here
Cooler full of Keystone
Nothin' to do but fish
all day long
Pocket full of three-day
weekend money
Ain't a heartbreak cloud
in the forecast honey
I hate to see you go
But if you ask me
You picked a d*** good
day to leave
Yeah it was a mighty fine
day to leave