HOW COME
HE DON'T COME AND
P.L.P. WITH ME
DOWN AT THE METER
NO MORE
AND HOW COME
HE TURN OFF THE TV
AND HANG THAT SIGN
ON THE DOOR
WELL WE
CALL AND WE CALL
HOW COME WE SAY
HEY
WHAT COULD
MAKE A BOY
BEHAVE THIS
A-WAY YEAH
AND HE LEARNED
ALL OF THE LINES NOW
AND EVERY TIME
HE DON'T-A
ST-ST-STUTTER
WHEN HE TALKS
AND IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE
HE SURE HAS ACQUIRED
THIS KIND OF
COOL AND INSPIRED
SORT OF JAZZ
WHEN HE WALKS
WHERE'S HIS JACKET
AND HIS OLD BLUE JEANS
HEY IF
THIS AIN'T HEALTHY
IT IS SOME KIND OF CLEAN
WELL THAT MEANS THAT
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
BLAH DAH DA
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
BLAH DAH DA
A-CHUCK E.'S IN
WELL I DON'T BELIEVE
WHAT YOU'RE
SAYIN' TO ME
THIS IS SOMETHIN' THAT
I'VE GOT TO SEE
IS HE HERE
I LOOK IN THE POOLHALL
WELL IS HE HERE
I LOOK
IN THE DRUGSTORE
IS HE HERE
NO HE DON'T COME HERE
NO MORE
WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I SAW HIM
HE WAS SITTIN'
BEHIND US
DOWN AT THE PANTAGES
AND WHATEVER IT IS
THAT HE'S GOT UP HIS
SLEEVE
WELL I HOPE
IT ISN'T CONTAGIOUS
WHAT'S HER NAME
IS THAT HER THERE
OH CHRIST I THINK HE'S
EVEN COMBED HIS HAIR
AND IS THAT HER
WELL THEN
WHAT'S HER NAME
OH IT'S NEVER GONNA
BE THE SAME
THAT'S NOT HER
AND I KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG
'CAUSE CHUCK E.'S
IN LOVE
WITH A LITTLE GIRL
WHO'S SINGIN'
THIS SONG AGAIN
DON'T YOU KNOW
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
YEAH YEAH
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
MY MY
CHUCK E.'S IN
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE
HE'S IN LOVE
LOVE LOVE
A-WITH ME
OOH DA DOO DA DOO
DOOT DOOT DWEE DA DID
DWEE DA DOO DA DOO
DWEE UH MM UH MM
DA DOO DA DOO DIT