IT NAILS YOU
RIGHT DOWN TO YOUR SEAT
THE VERY OPPOSITE
OF WILD AND FREE
IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
SWEPT OFF YOUR FEET
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
EVER FELT
LIKE YOU'RE GOIN' SOMEWHERE
STRANGE GLUE'S
GOT YOU FIXED TO THE CHAIR
LIKE A TIGER CUB
STUCK IN A SNARE
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
BIRMINGHAM'S VENICE
GLASGOW'S DETROIT
BRIDLINGTON'S
PRAGUE BY THE SEA
SUN'S HIGH IN SKY
ON ENGLISH RIVIERA
THE WHOLE WORLD
IS DRINKIN' WITH ME...
BETWEEN THE JUKEBOX
AND LADIES' LOOS
A CRAZY PATH
NOBODY WOULD CHOOSE
WE'RE ON A
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CRUISE
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
SURE, I'VE BEEN
THIS PLACE BEFORE
KEEP PEEPIN' IN
THE SAME OLD DOOR
KEEP STICKIN'
TO THE SAME OLD FLOOR
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
I'M SAT NEXT TO
THE VERY SAME BLOKE
WHO'S TELLIN' ME
THE VERY SAME JOKE
BARMAN HAS TO GIVE ME A POKE
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
COVENTRY'S PARIS
BRISTOL'S MADRID
SOUTHEND'S
OUR OWN ST. TROPEZ
I'VE BEEN TO EVERY ONE
BUT ONLY IN SPIRIT
AND WE'RE DRINKIN'
OUR WAY THERE TODAY...
BETWEEN THE JUKEBOX
AND LADIES' LOOS
A CRAZY PATH
NOBODY WOULD CHOOSE
WE'RE ON A
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CRUISE
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
WE'RE LAURENCE FOXS
WE'RE RIGHT SAID FREDS
DEVOID OF SOUL
BUT HIGH ON MEDS
BUY YOUR SHOES
FROM BENSON'S FOR BEDS
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
WE'RE FUCKWITS, WE'RE IDIOTS
BUT GOD, WE'RE STRONG
OUR FEET ARE STUCK
BUT OUR REACH IS LONG
WE'RE TRAPPED AND SCARED
BUT WE'RE SINGIN' THIS SONG
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
BETWEEN THE JUKEBOX
AND LADIES' LOOS
A CRAZY PATH
NOBODY WOULD CHOOSE
WE'RE ON A
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CRUISE
THIS PLACE IS LIKE QUICKSAND
