HELLO EVERYONE
THIS IS YOUR
ACTION NEWS REPORTER
WITH ALL THE NEWS
THAT IS NEWS
ACROSS THE NATION
ON THE SCENE
AT THE SUPERMARKET
THERE SEEMS TO HAVE
BEEN SOME
DISTURBANCE HERE
PARDON ME SIR
DID YOU SEE
WHAT HAPPENED
YEAH I DID
I WAS STANDING
OVER THERE
BY THE TOMATERS
AND HERE HE COME
RUNNIN' THROUGH
THE POLE BEANS
THROUGH THE FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES
NAKED AS A JAYBIRD
AND I HOLLERED
OVER AT ETHEL I SAID
DON'T LOOK ETHEL
AND IT WAS TOO LATE
SHE'D ALREADY BEEN
INCENSED
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OH YES THEY CALL HIM
THE STREAK
FASTEST THING
ON TWO FEET
HE'S JUST AS PROUD
AS HE CAN BE
OF HIS ANATOMY
AND HE GONNA GIVE US
A PEEK
OH YES THEY CALL HIM
THE STREAK
HE LIKES TO SHOW OFF
HIS PHYSIQUE
IF THERE'S AN AUDIENCE
TO BE FOUND
HE'LL BE
STREAKIN' AROUND
INVITIN' PUBLIC CRITIQUE
THIS IS YOUR
ACTION NEWS REPORTER
ONCE AGAIN
AND WE'RE HERE
AT THE GAS STATION
PARDON ME SIR
DID YOU SEE
WHAT HAPPENED
YEAH I DID
I WAS JUST IN HERE
GETTIN' MY TIRES
CHECKED
AND HE JUST APPEARED
OUT OF THE TRAFFIC
JUST COME STREAKIN'
AROUND THE GREASE
RACK THERE
DIDN'T HAVE NOTHIN' ON
BUT A SMILE
I LOOKED IN THERE
AND ETHEL
WAS GETTING HER
A COLD DRINK
I HOLLERED
DON'T LOOK ETHEL
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
SHE'D ALREADY BEEN
MOONED
FLASHED HER
RIGHT THERE
IN FRONT OF
THE SHOCK ABSORBERS
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OH YES THEY CALL HIM
THE STREAK
HE LIKES TO TURN
THE OTHER CHEEK
HE'S ALWAYS MAKIN'
THE NEWS
WEARIN' JUST
HIS TENNIS SHOES
GUESS YOU COULD
CALL HIM UNIQUE
ONCE AGAIN
YOUR ACTION NEWS
REPORTER
IN THE BOOTH AT THE GYM
COVERING
THE DISTURBANCE
AT THE
BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS
PARDON ME SIR
DID YOU SEE
WHAT HAPPENED
YEAH I DID
IT WAS HALFTIME
I WAS JUST GOIN'
DOWN THERE
TO GET ETHEL
A SNOW CONE
HERE HE COME
RIGHT OUT OF
THE CHEAP SEATS
DRIBBLIN'
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
OF THE COURT
DIDN'T HAVE ON NOTHIN'
BUT HIS KEDS
MADE A HOOK SHOT
AND GOT OUT THROUGH
THE CONCESSION STAND
I HOLLERED UP AT ETHEL
I SAID DON'T LOOK ETHEL
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
SHE'D ALREADY GOT
A FREE SHOT
GRANDSTANDED HER
RIGHT THERE
IN FRONT OF
THE HOME TEAM
HERE HE COMES AGAIN
WHO'S THAT WITH HIM
ETHEL
IS THAT YOU ETHEL
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOIN'
YOU GET
YOUR CLOTHES ON
ETHEL WHERE YOU GOIN'
ETHEL YOU SHAMELESS
HUSSY
SAY IT ISN'T SO ETHEL
ETHEL