I PLOPPED DOWN
IN MY EASY CHAIR
AND I TURNED ON
CHANNEL TWO
A BAD GUNSLINGER
NAME 'A SALTY SAM
WAS CHASIN'
PO' SWEET SUE
HE TRAPPED HER IN
THE OL' SAWMILL
AND SAID
WITH AN EVIL LAUGH
IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME
THE DEED TO YO' RANCH
I'LL SAW YOU ALL
IN HALF
AND THEN HE
GRABBED HER
HE TIED HER UP
HE TURNED ON
THE BUZZ SAW
AH HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
AH HA HA HA HA
AND THEN ALONG CAME
JONES
TALL THIN JONES
SLOW WALKIN' JONES
SLOW TALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
COMMERCIAL CAME ON
SO I GOT UP
TO FIX MYSELF A SNACK
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
WHAT WAS GOING ON
BY THE TIME
THAT I GOT BACK
DOWN IN THE OL'
ABANDONED MINE
SWEET SUE
WAS 'A HAVIN' FITS
THAT VILLAIN SAID
GIMME THE DEED
TO YO' RANCH
OR I'LL BLOW YOU ALL
TO BITS
AND THEN HE
GRABBED HER
HE TIED HER UP
HE LIT THE FUSE
TO THE DYNAMITE
HA HA HA
AH HA HA HA
AH HA HA HA
AND THEN ALONG
CAME JONES
TALL THIN JONES
SLOW WALKIN' JONES
SLOW TALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME
LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
I GOT SO BUGGED
I TURNED IT OFF
AND TURNED ON
ANOTHER SHOW
BUT THERE WAS
THE SAME OL'
SHOOT 'EM UP
AND THE SAME OL' RODEO
SALTY SAM WAS 'A TRYIN'
TO STUFF SWEET SUE
IN A BURLAP SACK HE SAID
IF YOU DON'T GIMME
THE DEED TO YO' RANCH
I'LL THROW YOU
ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS
AND THEN
HE GRABBED HER
HE TIED HER UP
HE THREW HER ON
THE RAILROAD TRACKS
A TRAIN STARTED COMIN'
AH HA HA HA
AH HA HA HA
AND THEN ALONG
CAME JONES
TALL THIN JONES
SLOW WALKIN' JONES
SLOW TALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES